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which fucking fedora wearing friendzoned nerd made this thing

yeah but notice that the seal’s intent is to eat those fish and the shark offers a mutually beneficial relationship for them

in which a dudebro unintentionally makes a really accurate analogy for the reason that they’re single forever

That’s a whale shark. They’re docile and in no way threatening to people or those fish depicted. Seals, by contrast, will attack people, possibly out of a frustrated sense of entitlement combined with poor socialization skills.

Well that backfired spectacularly.

This is in every way perfect irony. It’s beautiful.

reblogging for dem comments :D

This was glorious.

I need a cigarette after reading that.

Thanks to a couple very good friends, I am currently waiting for my new gaming pc to come in the mail. I haven’t had a computer for almost a year and it’s been rough.

I am also going to get a web camera and mic so I can start making videos. Not really sure what direction or how I will go about it… I just know I want to make let’s plays.

My room mate said if I could do videos of me playing Halo and record some of the interactions I have with people it would be gold. Seriously. The shit people say to me on a daily basis is pretty entertaining.

I know it’s almost summer time, but it looks like I will be spending a great deal of my time in doors. After my break up from the guy I loved more than anything, I need to heal myself.

So dancing and gaming will be what I pour myself into. My heart still feels like it’s on fire. My thoughts and feelings are completely out of my control. I have gotten black out wasted like four times in the last two weeks since my heart was shattered. Thoughts of suicide have been floating around my head and enough is enough.

I have no idea where to go or what to do with my life… but I guess I’ll start by picking up the pieces.

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