my ride is here
my ride is here
"Whatcha thinkin’ about?"
"Oh idk, Draugr stuff…"
I am fairly convinced that Red Pandas are not real.
THEY ARE LIKE CHILDREN WITH TAILS
Suck on my nipples tonight motherfuckers, I dare you.
You are my hero.
A couple of months ago, my friend’s cousin (a single mother) bought a new cell phone. After a long day of work, she came home, placed her phone on the counter, and went watch to TV; her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him not to call anyone or mess with text messages, and he agreed.
At around 11:20, she was drowsy, so she decided to tuck her son in and go to bed. She walked to his room and saw that he wasn’t there. She then ran over to her room to find him sleeping on her bed with the phone in his hand.
Relieved, she picked her phone back up from his hand to inspect it. Browsing through it, she noticed only minor changes such as a new background, banner, etc., but then she opened up her saved pictures. She began deleting the pictures he had taken, until only one new picture remained.
When she first saw it, she was in disbelief. It was her son sleeping on her bed, but the picture was taken by someone else above him… and it showed the left half of an elderly woman’s face.
There is a mouse in my house. I just noticed him yesterday. He’s super tiny and adorable. Currently researching no-kill options because I can’t use a mouse trap on him.
I’ve named him Gibraulter Von Squeekmire.
Drunk munchies at 8 am because fuck you I’m an adult.